Jeff P.
Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada · Cybersecurity Instructor
American Public University System
75 followers
About
Information security professional with over 15 years of experience specializing in IT risk management, security governance, and cybersecurity instruction. He holds a Secret Level 2 clearance and is a published author of several technical titles on Wireshark, Metasploit, and CompTIA certifications.
Specialties
- CISO / Security Leadership
- Cybersecurity Consulting
- Incident Response
- Policy & Standards
- Risk Management
Skills
- Governance
- Risk Assessments
- Security Program Management
- E-learning Development
- Security Architecture
- IT Risk Management
- Policy & ProceduresBase Academy
- Cyber Resilience
- Incident Response Planning
- NIST Cybersecurity Framework (CSF)
17 skills in total
Licenses & Certifications
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CompTIA Project+ ce Certification
CompTIA
Issued Sep 2025 · Expires Sep 2028
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Certified Chief Information Security Officer
EC-Council
Issued Feb 2025 · Expires Feb 2028
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CompTIA CySA+
CompTIA
Issued Feb 2018 · Expires Feb 2024
5 certifications in total
Experience
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Cybersecurity Instructor, On-Base Academy
QATARI MINISTRY OF DEFENCE
Jan 2025 — Jan 2026
Doha, Qatar
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Senior Security Consultant
MARINER INNOVATIONS
Jan 2020 — Jan 2025
Halifax, Canada
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Contracted Reviewer for Consulting Group
IT PROFESSIONAL GROUP
Jan 2016 — Jan 2020
Virginia, US
5 experiences in total
Education
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American Public University System
M.A., National Security Studies
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Purdue University, West Lafayette, IN, USA
B.A., Russian, Mathematics
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Recent posts
Fatima, this is excellent. Thank you for sharing with us all. Your presentation is clean, professional, and obviously a strong tribute to so much knowledge gathered in your training.
Well done!
I woke up at night wondering about Malek's Private Cloud Manager project. (okay, not really, but still hungry for an update)
[profile:7d0c73b9-4c89-4954-aba5-9aeebb469cc6:Malek ANNABI] & [profile:39231cd6-6261-4b76-9edb-ff8dfd393d10:Michael Milke] -- if you two are not yet regularly sharing homelab horror stories by now, let this be day 1. :)
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@Laurent, these are all well-known protocols. But how many of us use this one?
HPHLP: Happy Partner, Happy Life Protocol
Protocol Name: HPHLP
Full Name: Happy Partner, Happy Life Protocol
Layer: Domestic Application Layer
Transport: Usually TCP — Thoughtful Communication Protocol
Default Port: 143 — “I’m Sorry”
Reliability: Best-effort, but retransmission is strongly recommended.
1. Purpose
HPHLP defines a lightweight, stateful communication protocol used to maintain emotional availability, household harmony, and long-term relational uptime between two trusted endpoints.
The protocol is optimized for low-latency empathy, high-availability affection, and graceful recovery after accidental message loss, such as forgotten anniversaries, unwashed dishes, or saying “calm down.”
2. Packet Format
Field Size Description
Version 4 bits Current version. Usually 0001, unless counseling has upgraded the stack.
Mood Flag 4 bits Indicates partner state: Happy, Hungry, Tired, Suspicious, or “Fine.”
Attention Token 8 bits Required before transmitting advice. Must be renewed frequently.
Compliment Checksum 16 bits Validates sincerity. Fake compliments are dropped.
Apology Sequence Number 16 bits Increments with each mistake. May wrap quickly.
Chore Payload Length 8 bits Indicates amount of actual help offered. Zero-length payloads are deprecated.
Listening Window 16 bits Amount of uninterrupted listening available before proposing solutions.
Affection Payload Variable Hugs, tea, snacks, errands, foot rubs, or “I already took care of it.”
3. Required Handshake
HPHLP sessions begin with a three-way domestic handshake:
SYN: “How was your day?”
SYN-ACK: “Do you actually want to know?”
ACK: “Yes. I’m putting my phone down.”
Only after a valid ACK may the session enter the LISTENING_ESTABLISHED state.
4. Control Flags
Flag Meaning
LSTN Listen without interrupting
SNCK Provide snack-based stabilization
HUG Initiate physical reassurance
APOL Apology included
FIX? Ask whether solutions are wanted
DATE Schedule quality time
DISH Voluntary chore completion
FINE Critical alert; do not interpret literally
5. Error Handling
If an HPHLP packet is rejected, the sender must not respond with:
BUT_I_WAS_JUST_SAYING
This causes immediate escalation to ARGUMENT_OVER_TCP, with possible packet capture replay from three years ago.
Recommended recovery sequence:
APOL → LSTN → VALIDATE → SNCK → CHORE
6. Security Considerations
HPHLP requires strong authentication through consistent behaviour. One-time grand gestures are vulnerable to replay attacks and do not replace daily keepalive packets.
Known vulnerabilities include:
Unpatched sarcasm
Expired flowers
Weak listening encryption
Unauthorized problem-solving
Failure to clear emotional cache
7. Keepalive Requirements
To prevent session timeout, endpoints should transmit regular keepalives:
“I appreciate you.”
“You were right.”
“I made coffee.”
“I booked it already.”
“No, that outfit does not make you look weird.”
8. Termination
Sessions must not be terminated with:
RST: Whatever
Proper graceful shutdown requires:
ACKNOWLEDGE → AFFECTION → TOMORROW_PLAN → GOODNIGHT
Failure to follow shutdown procedures may result in cold-shoulder latency, couch-based routing, or denial-of-snuggle service.
[celebration:new_certification]Just earned **CompTIA Project+ ce Certification** (CompTIA)